I am a stabbing robot.

Because you can never have enough Tracy Jordan in your day.

Nike – Olympic Octagon Hi’s

For the womens. Yay for small feet!

Goregasm: The Legend of Dong-Slayer

Tracy Jordan thought of this first.

It’s about time.

Disney’s The Princess and the Frog, out 2009.

I’m not sure how I feel about some of the deeper issues, but the last Princess of color was from motherfucking Aladdin. Again, it. is. about. time.

It’s official – never going to the East Coast

This shit rolled up on a beach in Long Island. I’m telling you, fuck space, the ocean will kill yo azz.

For you classy bitches.

Soooo cute. But for a buck eighty-five? Gag me with a spoon. They’re fun to look at, though.