My toothpaste makes me gag every morning.

It was Ferna’s turn to buy toothpaste.

He told me we were doing Tom’s of Maine.

I called him a hipster, but grudgingly agreed.

Then he brought this shit home.

Baking soda is not meant to be ingested alone, and it’s not a pleasant experience even when infused with FRESH MINT. 

Like not at all. 

I feel like eventually I will build up my tolerance to it.

But until then, it’s total Gag City.