“Know ye not that they which run in a race run all, but one receiveth the prize? So run, that ye may obtain.”
- I Corinthians 9:24
Hi. I’m Shannon. $hannon Elaine to be precise.
I’m a Bay Area Transplant with a heart of gold. Ooookay … maybe more like silver or bronze or something.
I’m pretty passionate about educational access and success for underrepresented students. Google me … tis true.
I’m kind of obsessed with the commodification of cool.
I miss San Diego. 19.04 forever.
I like to write things down.
I like ridiculous things and beings.
Cute is what I aim for.
I think that life is one long inside joke. So don’t take me too seriously.
My favorite time of the day is 12:34.
The rainbow is my favorite colour. Ha. Colour. How quaint.
I talk to myself. Obvi.
I hold grudges. Sorry. But not really.
I eat the fruit that still has a sticker on it first.
I think Ill Will is THE sickest MC name, ever.
If I had to eat one thing for the rest of my life I’d choose Buffalo Wings every time. Preferably from Wings ‘n’ Things.
I am addicted to Q-Tips. And eye drops.
I don’t eat pizza crusts.






