The Memoirs of $hannon Elaine

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“Know ye not that they which run in a race run all, but one receiveth the prize? So run, that ye may obtain.”

- I Corinthians 9:24

Hi. I’m Shannon. $hannon Elaine to be precise.

I’m a Bay Area Transplant with a heart of gold. Ooookay … maybe more like silver or bronze or something.

I’m pretty passionate about educational access and success for underrepresented students. Google me … tis true. 

I’m kind of obsessed with the commodification of cool. 

I miss San Diego. 19.04 forever.

I like to write things down.

I like ridiculous things and beings.

Cute is what I aim for. 

I think that life is one long inside joke. So don’t take me too seriously.

My favorite time of the day is 12:34.

The rainbow is my favorite colour. Ha. Colour. How quaint.

I talk to myself. Obvi.

I hold grudges. Sorry. But not really.

I eat the fruit that still has a sticker on it first.

I think Ill Will is THE sickest MC name, ever. 

If I had to eat one thing for the rest of my life I’d choose Buffalo Wings every time. Preferably from Wings ‘n’ Things.

I am addicted to Q-Tips. And eye drops.

I don’t eat pizza crusts.