Lily Allen – “Fuck You”

Sometimes you feel like a c***

* Rhymes with Bundt.

So I deleted a girl that I’ve considered to be one of my best friends since my second year of college from my Facebook account on my birthday. Because lets be real — by all accounts and some drunken perspective, she’s not really my friend.

Ferna says that I have a tendency to baby the people that I consider my besties; where I’m normally a blunt bitch with every person I meet, if you’re the homie you get a pass card. I’ll be delicate. Sweet. Hell, I may even tell a white lie or two to spare your feelings.

I might even be DD on my twenty-first birthday so you’ll come hang out.

- Wait a minute – the fuck did you just say? -

Yeah I know, dear readers. I’m such a pushover when it comes to those I really love. But no longer.

Home decor for people like me.

Well that sucks.

Muxtape will be unavailable for a brief period while we sort out a problem with the RIAA.

Boo you whores.

How could you NOT love her?

[via Perez Hilton]

She’s Sending A Message

1) Look at my ass.

and

2) Fuck you!

Kim Kardashian sent a big public middle finger to Shanna Moakler yesterday, Tuesday, while out shopping in L.A.

The E! reality star pointedly wore a figure-hugging top from Famous Stars and Straps, the clothing company owned by Pokeher’s ex, Travis Barker.

Shanna and Kim got into an altercation in Malibu this weekend.

They be hating each other.

And we be loving it!

As do I Perez. As do I.

Back. With a Vengeance.

How are we only on Season 4? Oh right, cuz I’ve been watching these brats since they were in high school. This show’s pathetic, and apparently so am I.

[jezebel]