The Memoirs of $hannon Elaine

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Dear God: Please make me a bird, so I can fly far, far away.

November 6, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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Check out my zombie eye. Too bad Halloween was last week.

It’s Friday, I’ve been busting my hump for awhile now, and I’m over it. I’ve scratched my cornea for the second time in a month, I made my coffee with grounds in it, it looks like it’s going to rain, and I have all kinds of deadlines today, of which I will meet none, oh and Bloc Party broke up.

The weekend couldn’t come fast enough.

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Photo Du Jour

November 5, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Last night I joined Ferna out in the Mission for a peace rally, and KMEL documented it! Click here to see photos from the night.

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“Braindead flow; vegetable, zuchhini.” [On Repeat]

November 2, 2009 · Leave a Comment

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You had me at “Genesis.”

October 26, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Ferna and I are sooo  going halvsies on DJ Hero tomorrow, and I can’t wait. I mean Kid Sister, Billy Squier, JUSTICE, Kid Cudi, David Bowie, Murs, No Doubt, Bel Biv DeVoe, and Tupac on one video game?!?! I DIE!

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I can’t believe I saw Ghostface Killah, Mitchy Slick, Jeremy Fish, and the Souls of Mischief under one roof last night!!!

October 21, 2009 · Leave a Comment

That is all.

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Seizuregate 2009

October 11, 2009 · Leave a Comment

It’s been three days since I fainted, proceeded to smash my face into the ground and undergo a thirty-second seizure. Scary I know when I say it out loud, but honestly I feel like it’s not really that big of a deal. Unfortunately for me, I’m the only one who sees it that way.

These last couple of days have been nothing but an excuse for people to publicly and vocally scold me about my taking care of myself, or the lack thereof. While this is nothing new, people now have clear evidence that what I’ve been doing my entire life isn’t all that great for me, and they’re rubbing it in.

All kinds of people have been coming out of the woodworks to say “I told you so, now go eat a sandwich,” and it’s getting on my gee-dee nerves. On a call with my worker’s comp rep, she went through fifteen minutes of questioning to finally say, “can I ask you one more question?” which I thought was going to be in reference to the trees in my system, but when “have you eaten breakfast today, and if not can you do that after we hang up?” let her lips I felt like saying “okay, mom.”

Don’t get me wrong. I’m grateful to have so many people in my life that are concerned about me, who I’m sure I scared to death these past couple of days (But to be fair, almost no one believed me at first when I said I had a seizure. I think my overall sarcastic attitude was  a factor.) but Jesus H. Christ. I get it!

So for you all keeping score, today I am eating an everything bagel while green tea is steeping in my Chargers mug (which is pretty much blasphemous in my book, but I’m trying).

Oh, and in case you didn’t get the memo, the Raiders f*cking suck! I mean, really? It’s 41-7 as I type. Kill yourself.

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