Tegan & Sara – “Hell”

 

REVOK making Aussie Headlines

 

In memory of the earring Ferna vacuumed up last night.

“Street Jewelry” via today and tomorrow

Happy Sixteenth Birthday, Bro!

Dearest Tony Baloney:

I love you with all of my heart. I hope your sixteenth birthday is amazing. I’m giving you ca$h. Don’t go spending it on some breezy.

Love,

YOUR BIG MOTHERFUCKING SISTER!

Introducing RowNine

It’s been said that even in the midst of a recession (and a gnarly one at that), designer brands haven’t felt the sting most would expect them to, as people are choosing to ditch the luxury for the affordable. Why? Because of invitation-only designer brand websites like Gilt Groupe and Ideeli that bring you luxury items at a deep discount.

Today we bring you the newest addition to the crew, RowNine.

“RowNine acquires luxury products from designers (or their authorized distributors and brand partners) and makes them available to members at exclusive pricing. All products are guaranteed authentic and come with a warranty.”

Click here to sign up!

“You got knocked the fuck out!”

Hi friends! Today I went to the hospital because apparently if you run yourself into the ground, don’t eat, try to survive on coffee alone, and receive stressful news on top of it all, your body will straight up revolt. At least I look like a Billy Badass now.

I rode in an ambulance for the first time today.

Fun!

I’m totally going to tell everyone I was ran over by a biker, though. Because I  really hate bikers. Time to start a revolution, ya’ll!