You know, I think the key to adulthood is finally realizing when you’re done with the bullshit. When you’re young, dumb and full of cum you’ll do whatever the hell you want, whenever the hell you want to, and you don’t really care what anyone else has to say about it. As you grow up you realize that there are some things you’ll compromise, but playing around with the kiddie shit is a no-go. I work hard everyday for a reason, and frankly I’m tired of living like a college kid. This weekend I did my patriotic duty and stimulated the shit out of the economy, and took one more leap towards – what I believe – becoming a full-fledged adult. I am now the proud owner of this bad boy, and am looking forward to all the tilapia and hammock-swinging it will bring my little So-Cal lovin’ heart — from the comfort of my own backyard!!! And I also came the eff up on a sweet ten megapixel Nikon point and shoot— with the fat Costco di$count niiiiggggaaaa! – with which I took above picture.
Something tells me this Summer will be amazing. <3











